1. |
Mr.PBR
02:08
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who wants to grow up to be
like mister PBR oh he
is the most punk rock that i know
But he’s also one big joke
no they dont wanna help you out
no they just wanna tear you down
no they just wanna sit and talk about
the clash
the pistols
the politics
the posers
the smiths
the converts
and the absolute devoters
the banshees
the kennedys
and how they never felt so free
all they wanna do is complain
who wants to grow up to be
like mister PBR oh he
is the most punk rock that i know
But he’s also one black hole
no they dont wanna help you out
no they just wanna tear you down
no they just wanna sit and talk about
the clash
the pistols
the politics
the posers
the smiths
the converts
and the absolute devoters
the banshees
the kennedys
and how they never felt so free
all they wanna do is complain
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2. |
Echo chamber
01:18
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place yourself in an echo chamber and
talk about your life ain’t fair
you can blame the men and you can blame the right
you can blame the facist but then who’s left
place yourself in an echo chamber and talk about how your life ain’t fair
hide away and smoke your time
with short term videos and longform toys
You can do all this and you can do all that
and you can sell your body on the internet
live your life with no regret
strut yourself around town
check yourself in hotel, mirror, parking lots
baby get down
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3. |
Sex Work Magic Fairy
01:33
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scratched into the bathroom
your name
scratched into
would you like to have some fun
I call i’d like to see your face
I call I’ll meet you at the place
the sex work magic fairy appears before me
she asks “how can you afford to be so fucking mean”
the sex work magic fairy appears before me
the sex work magic fairy pronounces she’s a queen
I’ll never waste a hookers time again
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4. |
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stream of consciousness
you mean conversation
take an ambian and assess your situationand assess your situation
Don’t have a you know what
use your imagination
take a ride down to my mystic magic
you’ve got the meat and you’ve got the heat just do something
hit the beat for jesus pete’s just keep pumping
stream of consciousness
a flavorful sensation
you dont like the way
im encroaching on your patience
but the way i live my life
is absolutley amazing
i spend all day with drugs and masturbation
you’ve got the meat and you’ve got the heat just do something
hit the beat for jesus pete’s just keep pumping
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5. |
Drive Hearing
02:38
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a selfish face you lean and bend
to humble beginnings and meaningless ends
The most vain of ways you do transcend
a selfish life
as meek is to modest i plot out my meeting
As meek is to modest i find out she’s leaving
as meek is to modest i plot out my meaning
as meek is to modest begin dry heaving
terror and malice relenting towards forgivenss
juxtaposing hell yeah with what the hell is in this
whiie fairer and fairer and fairer i stay
deeper and deeper and deeper you lay
a selfish face you lean and bend
to humble beginnings and meaningless ends
The most vain of ways you do transcend
a selfish life
as meek is to modest i plot out my meeting
As meek is to modest i find out he’s leaving
as meek is to modest i plot out my meaning
as meek is to modest begin dry heaving
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6. |
Coolest Person (U R)
01:34
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im not going to go to schoool
so that i can try to find my niche
id rather lay in bed and think about
how i could totally fuck your bitch
if i really really really wanted to
i really really want
if i really wanted to fuck your bitch
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7. |
____ Type Beat
02:01
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betsy ross romance locked in place
sawed off and guarded by yellow tape
i am make year model
a garden snake
i wanna see what grows in your veins
abstract math and alphabet poetry
pretty plastic letters spell out you’re a bitch please
abstract math and alphabet poetry
Synthesizing this from what it is you’re supposed to be
hazmat boots glued into your dirty feet
hairy styles fan club thats just what i need
hazmat suit glued into your limber meat
decimating crucifying tragedy thats just what i need
abstract math and alphabet poetry
pretty plastic letters spell out you’re a bitch please
abstract math and alphabet poetry
Synthesizing this from what it is you’re supposed to be
hazmat boots glued into your dirty feet
hairy styles fan club thats just what i need
hazmat suit glued into your limber meat
decimating crucifying tragedy thats just what i need
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8. |
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homemade DMT in a bathtub
and you’re one step closer to god
but you smoked drugs from a bathtub
and now your brain is halfway shot
in a room filled with men who keep asking if i party
you know i party you know i party alright
homemade DMT in a bathtub
one step closer to becoming a fraud
playing kitchen chemist and sitting in the rug
you might think you’re a shaman you’re entirely not
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9. |
If She Comes- (Live4NPR)
01:22
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she’ll be rocking around the mountain if she comes
when she comes
she’ll be rolling the mounatin when she comes
If she comes she’ll be rocking and rolling down the mountain
if you make her squirt a fountain
she’ll be yelling on the mountain loud and clear
everyone in a mile will hear
If she comes
When when when when
if she comes
if if if if
but i dont
but i dont
fuck the pay gap
down with the patriarchy
i protest for orgasm equality
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10. |
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redneck mysticism covers all the hills of my lands
from here to here to there to there
there’s shoulds and wills you should prepare
for eight ton trucks with twelve ton men
and a 24 pack of natty ice within
for guns for fun for dip in a cup you thought was totally okay
redneck mysticism covers all the hills of my lands
from here to here to there to there
there’s shoulds and wills you should beware
for eight ton trucks with twelve ton men
and a 48 pack of natty ice within
for guns for fun for dip in a cup you thought was totally okay
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11. |
Tenured- (Live4NPR)
03:08
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tenured at the carwash the rather be elsewhereishness
of your face tells me i must have
come on what seems like a pretty awful day
but you still did a pretty bang up job
so ill let you keep my change
But if i had it my way i would’ve traded you my keys and my car
all the clothes off of my back so i could watch you drive real far
*car noises*
tenured at the gas station im waiting
for you to grab my smokes
tenured at the car wash
tenured as an alley cat
tenured at the local bar
tenured as a walking mat
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12. |
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stream of consciousness
you mean conversation
take an ambian
and assess your situation
Don’t have a you know what
use your imagination
take a ride down to my mystic magic
you’ve got the meat and you’ve got the heat just do something
hit the beat for jesus pete’s just keep pumping
stream of consciousness
a flavorful sensation
you dont like the way
im encroaching on your patience
but the way i live my life
is absolutley amazing
i spend all day with drugs and masturbation
you’ve got the meat and you’ve got the heat just do something
hit the beat for jesus pete’s just keep pumping
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Bed Kaczynski Chattanooga, Tennessee
Just think an irresponsible genetic engineer might create a lot of terrorists.
Now think about
what a responsible one could do.
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