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1.
Mr.PBR 02:08
who wants to grow up to be like mister PBR oh he is the most punk rock that i know But he’s also one big joke no they dont wanna help you out no they just wanna tear you down no they just wanna sit and talk about the clash the pistols the politics the posers the smiths the converts and the absolute devoters the banshees the kennedys and how they never felt so free all they wanna do is complain who wants to grow up to be like mister PBR oh he is the most punk rock that i know But he’s also one black hole no they dont wanna help you out no they just wanna tear you down no they just wanna sit and talk about the clash the pistols the politics the posers the smiths the converts and the absolute devoters the banshees the kennedys and how they never felt so free all they wanna do is complain
2.
Echo chamber 01:18
place yourself in an echo chamber and talk about your life ain’t fair you can blame the men and you can blame the right you can blame the facist but then who’s left place yourself in an echo chamber and talk about how your life ain’t fair hide away and smoke your time with short term videos and longform toys You can do all this and you can do all that and you can sell your body on the internet live your life with no regret strut yourself around town check yourself in hotel, mirror, parking lots baby get down
3.
scratched into the bathroom your name scratched into would you like to have some fun I call i’d like to see your face I call I’ll meet you at the place the sex work magic fairy appears before me she asks “how can you afford to be so fucking mean” the sex work magic fairy appears before me the sex work magic fairy pronounces she’s a queen I’ll never waste a hookers time again
4.
stream of consciousness you mean conversation take an ambian and assess your situationand assess your situation Don’t have a you know what use your imagination take a ride down to my mystic magic you’ve got the meat and you’ve got the heat just do something hit the beat for jesus pete’s just keep pumping stream of consciousness a flavorful sensation you dont like the way im encroaching on your patience but the way i live my life is absolutley amazing i spend all day with drugs and masturbation you’ve got the meat and you’ve got the heat just do something hit the beat for jesus pete’s just keep pumping
5.
a selfish face you lean and bend to humble beginnings and meaningless ends The most vain of ways you do transcend a selfish life as meek is to modest i plot out my meeting As meek is to modest i find out she’s leaving as meek is to modest i plot out my meaning as meek is to modest begin dry heaving terror and malice relenting towards forgivenss juxtaposing hell yeah with what the hell is in this whiie fairer and fairer and fairer i stay deeper and deeper and deeper you lay a selfish face you lean and bend to humble beginnings and meaningless ends The most vain of ways you do transcend a selfish life as meek is to modest i plot out my meeting As meek is to modest i find out he’s leaving as meek is to modest i plot out my meaning as meek is to modest begin dry heaving
6.
im not going to go to schoool so that i can try to find my niche id rather lay in bed and think about how i could totally fuck your bitch if i really really really wanted to i really really want if i really wanted to fuck your bitch
7.
betsy ross romance locked in place sawed off and guarded by yellow tape i am make year model a garden snake i wanna see what grows in your veins abstract math and alphabet poetry pretty plastic letters spell out you’re a bitch please abstract math and alphabet poetry Synthesizing this from what it is you’re supposed to be hazmat boots glued into your dirty feet hairy styles fan club thats just what i need hazmat suit glued into your limber meat decimating crucifying tragedy thats just what i need abstract math and alphabet poetry pretty plastic letters spell out you’re a bitch please abstract math and alphabet poetry Synthesizing this from what it is you’re supposed to be hazmat boots glued into your dirty feet hairy styles fan club thats just what i need hazmat suit glued into your limber meat decimating crucifying tragedy thats just what i need
8.
homemade DMT in a bathtub and you’re one step closer to god but you smoked drugs from a bathtub and now your brain is halfway shot in a room filled with men who keep asking if i party you know i party you know i party alright homemade DMT in a bathtub one step closer to becoming a fraud playing kitchen chemist and sitting in the rug you might think you’re a shaman you’re entirely not
9.
she’ll be rocking around the mountain if she comes when she comes she’ll be rolling the mounatin when she comes If she comes she’ll be rocking and rolling down the mountain if you make her squirt a fountain she’ll be yelling on the mountain loud and clear everyone in a mile will hear If she comes When when when when if she comes if if if if but i dont but i dont fuck the pay gap down with the patriarchy i protest for orgasm equality
10.
redneck mysticism covers all the hills of my lands from here to here to there to there there’s shoulds and wills you should prepare for eight ton trucks with twelve ton men and a 24 pack of natty ice within for guns for fun for dip in a cup you thought was totally okay redneck mysticism covers all the hills of my lands from here to here to there to there there’s shoulds and wills you should beware for eight ton trucks with twelve ton men and a 48 pack of natty ice within for guns for fun for dip in a cup you thought was totally okay
11.
tenured at the carwash the rather be elsewhereishness of your face tells me i must have come on what seems like a pretty awful day but you still did a pretty bang up job so ill let you keep my change But if i had it my way i would’ve traded you my keys and my car all the clothes off of my back so i could watch you drive real far *car noises* tenured at the gas station im waiting for you to grab my smokes tenured at the car wash tenured as an alley cat tenured at the local bar tenured as a walking mat
12.
stream of consciousness you mean conversation take an ambian and assess your situation Don’t have a you know what use your imagination take a ride down to my mystic magic you’ve got the meat and you’ve got the heat just do something hit the beat for jesus pete’s just keep pumping stream of consciousness a flavorful sensation you dont like the way im encroaching on your patience but the way i live my life is absolutley amazing i spend all day with drugs and masturbation you’ve got the meat and you’ve got the heat just do something hit the beat for jesus pete’s just keep pumping

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This hot sonic sauce has been mixed up specifically for you to pour in your ear holes.

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released June 17, 2022

Artwork: Kaela Snyder
Audio engineer: Sam Mentzer
Written by: Your mom
Musicians: Aidan Howard, Miguel Castro, Massey Camp

Thank you Birdhouse for lending me all of your drum mics that was greatly appreciated.

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Bed Kaczynski Chattanooga, Tennessee

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